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Things I Say While Driving

Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud. 
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop. 
Me: Nope, roof rack.

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BUS YOUR OWN TRAY: Terrible Los Angeles Drivers,... →

tumblangeles: spiegelman: People who drive below the speed limit. People who drive the speed limit in the fast line of the freeway. People who stop in the lane that merges onto the freeway from the onramp. People who stop for the onramp stoplight, even though they’re in the carpool lane. People who stop at green… Also, people who flip out as if they have never seen someone parallel park...

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Everything sounds better when you add "but...

Harry Potter: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Hunger Games: When I was younger, I scared my mother to death, the things I would blurt out about District 12, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Game of Thrones: The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of summer, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Edgar Allan Poe: 'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door' but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Bible: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Homestuck: A young boy stands alone in his bedroom, but everything changed when the fir nations attacked.

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